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Ladies and gentlemen: I am officially a badass.
Today, when I was picking my aunt up from the airport, we drove through Ann Arbor to meet my other aunt for lunch. Long story short, I ran a "red" light. It was actually amber, but it turned red as I was going through it. I was just driving along blissfully for another second or two when I see strobes in my rearview mirror. I was like shiit is that for me?
Okay, and the cop SERIOUSLY looked like the douchey cop from Super Troopers. I shit you not. He was wearing the Aviators and had the yellowish, unbraced teeth, was somewhat fat...down to a T he was the douchey trooper. You know, the "liter-a cola" one. I wish I would have gotten a picture.
Well anyway, I got a ticket. Aren't I cool? My aunt totally told me to run the light so she said she'll pay for it. So I'm not shitting my pants about my license points or insurance or anything.
I guess we got a moon bounce for my party--surprise? My mom thought it would be such an original idea, but much to her chagrine I had to tell her that other people had them too. Nevertheless, it's sitting in our garage, deflated. This ought to be a fun weekend full of moonbouncing.
Hasta, bitches!
Today, when I was picking my aunt up from the airport, we drove through Ann Arbor to meet my other aunt for lunch. Long story short, I ran a "red" light. It was actually amber, but it turned red as I was going through it. I was just driving along blissfully for another second or two when I see strobes in my rearview mirror. I was like shiit is that for me?
Okay, and the cop SERIOUSLY looked like the douchey cop from Super Troopers. I shit you not. He was wearing the Aviators and had the yellowish, unbraced teeth, was somewhat fat...down to a T he was the douchey trooper. You know, the "liter-a cola" one. I wish I would have gotten a picture.
Well anyway, I got a ticket. Aren't I cool? My aunt totally told me to run the light so she said she'll pay for it. So I'm not shitting my pants about my license points or insurance or anything.
I guess we got a moon bounce for my party--surprise? My mom thought it would be such an original idea, but much to her chagrine I had to tell her that other people had them too. Nevertheless, it's sitting in our garage, deflated. This ought to be a fun weekend full of moonbouncing.
Hasta, bitches!