Dec 13, 2003 21:53
nce upon a time there has a young HOOKER named UGLY ERIC. He was FUCKTARD LICKING in the UGHLY forest when he met YELLOW FUCKTARD DUDLEY, a run-away POLE DANCER from the SMELLY Queen SLUTTY HILLARY.
UGLY ERIC could see that YELLOW FUCKTARD DUDLEY was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his WET BUTTERFINGER. YELLOW FUCKTARD DUDLEY was thankful for UGLY ERIC's BUTTERFINGER, so he told UGLY ERIC a very LUCIOUS story about Queen SLUTTY HILLARY's daughter FAITHY COBAIN. How her mother, the SMELLY Queen SLUTTY HILLARY, kept her locked away in a STRIP JOINT protected by a gigantic HORSEY, because FAITHY COBAIN was so NASTY.
UGLY ERIC RAN. He vowed to YELLOW FUCKTARD DUDLEY the POLE DANCER that he would save the NASTY FAITHY COBAIN. He would FARTS the HORSEY, and take FAITHY COBAIN far away from her eveil mother, the SMELLY Queen SLUTTY HILLARY, and FUCKS her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a JUICY SEX and YELLOW FUCKTARD DUDLEY the POLE DANCER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSEY from his story. SMELLY Queen SLUTTY HILLARY FUCKED out from behind a POLE and struck UGLY ERIC dead. In the far off STRIP JOINT you could hear a SQUIRT.
THE END.