Fans are funny
I know that we all promised not to talk about Gloria Tesch and co. on here, but this was so funny that I couldn't resist sharing it with you.
I recently posted a sporking of the prologue of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges on Impish Idea, a website that I think most of you know. It's a good website, very similar to Anti Shurtugal. And sure enough, we got some hilarious comments from fans of dear old Gloria. Here's the first one.
"It seems that you have no life little children. This is a waste of time!
The book, on the other hand, seems rather interesting. I viewed her website and blog…etc. and it looks like a pretty fasinating read.
Ari, you must be a dork/nerd who is made fun of in school, and you have nothing better to do then criticize a successful person, unlike yourself."
You know, the average "ur just jelous/get a life" comments that we all know and love/hate. We replied with some jokes and stuff, because who can take these people seriously. But then this gem came along:
Ay3! YO nIgGA i hIgHLay dOUbT DaT yOu IS PReTTy, aRi! lOla Is RiGHTTT!!! nd YoU is a duMb NeRd!! aHAaa.. If YoU W3nT to myy sKooL WE’D b3AT yO azz AlReAdy. WE iZ MaDe fUn of YoU nd uR IMaGiNaRy FriEnd At dA H00dd!! HAhAhahAhAH.! nd DaT be Y u be sItTinG @ dAt DaMN azz coMpUteR of uRs. GeT yO hEad oUt DeM nErD lyFf. LMAO!!!!!!!!
sHoUt oUt t0 mA hOmEDaWgz JeRoMe nd CJ fRom dA 305!!
To translate:
Aye! You nigga I highly doubt that you is pretty, Ari! Lola is right! And you is a dumb nerd! Ahaha. If you went to my school, we'd beat you "azz" already. We is made fun of you and ur imaginary friend at the hood! Hahahahah. And that you be sitting at dat -censored- computer of yours. Get your head out of them nerd life. Lmao.
Shout out to my homedogs Jerome and CJ from DA 305.
Sadly this person didn't realize that we can tell he/she is the same person. They're using the same email. But yeah, it just cracked me up. I better be careful. Don't want to be beat up by the hood. :)
(Oh, and I'm not black. I'm a white chick. I'm sure that he/she is as well, because no real gangsta would ever speak like this.)
Just thought I'd share the lulz.
-Ari
I recently posted a sporking of the prologue of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges on Impish Idea, a website that I think most of you know. It's a good website, very similar to Anti Shurtugal. And sure enough, we got some hilarious comments from fans of dear old Gloria. Here's the first one.
"It seems that you have no life little children. This is a waste of time!
The book, on the other hand, seems rather interesting. I viewed her website and blog…etc. and it looks like a pretty fasinating read.
Ari, you must be a dork/nerd who is made fun of in school, and you have nothing better to do then criticize a successful person, unlike yourself."
You know, the average "ur just jelous/get a life" comments that we all know and love/hate. We replied with some jokes and stuff, because who can take these people seriously. But then this gem came along:
Ay3! YO nIgGA i hIgHLay dOUbT DaT yOu IS PReTTy, aRi! lOla Is RiGHTTT!!! nd YoU is a duMb NeRd!! aHAaa.. If YoU W3nT to myy sKooL WE’D b3AT yO azz AlReAdy. WE iZ MaDe fUn of YoU nd uR IMaGiNaRy FriEnd At dA H00dd!! HAhAhahAhAH.! nd DaT be Y u be sItTinG @ dAt DaMN azz coMpUteR of uRs. GeT yO hEad oUt DeM nErD lyFf. LMAO!!!!!!!!
sHoUt oUt t0 mA hOmEDaWgz JeRoMe nd CJ fRom dA 305!!
To translate:
Aye! You nigga I highly doubt that you is pretty, Ari! Lola is right! And you is a dumb nerd! Ahaha. If you went to my school, we'd beat you "azz" already. We is made fun of you and ur imaginary friend at the hood! Hahahahah. And that you be sitting at dat -censored- computer of yours. Get your head out of them nerd life. Lmao.
Shout out to my homedogs Jerome and CJ from DA 305.
Sadly this person didn't realize that we can tell he/she is the same person. They're using the same email. But yeah, it just cracked me up. I better be careful. Don't want to be beat up by the hood. :)
(Oh, and I'm not black. I'm a white chick. I'm sure that he/she is as well, because no real gangsta would ever speak like this.)
Just thought I'd share the lulz.
-Ari