one: (video)

[antiscience]

[ the feed opens on a boy in his early twenties looking quite calm, all things considered. he’s decked out in a page boy hat and a very formal looking blazer and tie, having refused to change into his team rocket attire. He clears his throat politely, touching the brim of his hat as though anchoring himself to the moment. ]

Pardon me, but would anyone here be kind enough to tell me what’s going on here? My name is Luke Triton, and I urgently need to return to London. If anyone listening to this broadcast has any information they’d be willing to share, I’d be very much obliged.

[ he smiles, but it doesn’t quite reach his eyes. after a moment, the video simply cuts out. ]