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[antiparazi]

there's this bird outside my balcony who sings the same song every day.  it's shitty, so i don't think he'll ever find a mate.  only one time i heard a hoe bird reply to him -- he got excited, paused for ten seconds, and you could feel the fucking suspense -- but then he just sang his shitty song again.  she replied a few more times, but their relationship never grew into anything more.

i want to tell him, if you rewrite your shitty song, maybe someday you'll find love.  and maybe i can get some sleep.