true story i remembered while in the shower
i was seven or eight years old at this david kid's house one day. he went to my elementary school, he was persian, and he had a little brother who was always picking his nose. little guy must have thought his finger was a stealth bomber cuz when he dove it in his nostrils you could tell he thought nobody saw.
(big brother david didn't have to pick his nose. it was always stuffed and on a separate occasion when i slept over i wasn't able to sleep cuz he snored like a wild boar.)
i don't remember david's little brother's name, we'll just call him LB, he was five or six.
somehow we all decided to bathe, maybe david's mom said so or something. i hesitantly took off my clothes and got in this circular shower, stood on the circumference with david and LB and we formed a triangle. i thought things weren't too bad but that's when it started.
suddenly they start chuckling and pissing all over the place. i'd never even pissed in the shower myself so i thought it was barbaric as hell. all the laughing got their urine flying everywhere and some of LB's yellow liquid hit my ankle. i'm standing there fucking scared and disgusted when i started wishing i had never come over, wished i never met this guy, wished scientists never disproved the possibility of time travel to the past because i was fucking pissed, no pun intended.
i don't know what happened from there, i either prayed for my mom, gave in to the peer pressure pissing party, well, or both. i'll tell you it wasn't a good day.
(big brother david didn't have to pick his nose. it was always stuffed and on a separate occasion when i slept over i wasn't able to sleep cuz he snored like a wild boar.)
i don't remember david's little brother's name, we'll just call him LB, he was five or six.
somehow we all decided to bathe, maybe david's mom said so or something. i hesitantly took off my clothes and got in this circular shower, stood on the circumference with david and LB and we formed a triangle. i thought things weren't too bad but that's when it started.
suddenly they start chuckling and pissing all over the place. i'd never even pissed in the shower myself so i thought it was barbaric as hell. all the laughing got their urine flying everywhere and some of LB's yellow liquid hit my ankle. i'm standing there fucking scared and disgusted when i started wishing i had never come over, wished i never met this guy, wished scientists never disproved the possibility of time travel to the past because i was fucking pissed, no pun intended.
i don't know what happened from there, i either prayed for my mom, gave in to the peer pressure pissing party, well, or both. i'll tell you it wasn't a good day.