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[antimafioso]

[ The feed clicks on, centered on metal circling a thin wrist. One might follow the handcuff's link as it disappears beneath the feathers of an owl perched on the boy's arm.

Yes.

He is handcuffed to an owl.

Yet, smiling! Are his eyes a little cold...? No, of course not. A chuckle. ]I've heard about this one. But, this is a little unfair. Aren't

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[knifecushion]

You need another owl for the other arm.

[antimafioso]

I do feel awfully asymmetrical.

[knifecushion]

Let the owl poop on the opposite side too. That'll even it out a little.

[antimafioso]

Good idea. Any others?

[knifecushion]

Give it a mouse?

[antimafioso]

Later. We're going hunting.

[knifecushion]

You and the owl?

[antimafioso]

You, me, and the owl.

[knifecushion]

[pauuuuuuuuuuuuuse]

Yay. [you know what it sounds like.]

Are we hunting princes?

[antimafioso]

That would be more exciting than mice.

[knifecushion]

We can give him mouse ears. And whiskers.

[antimafioso]

Adorable, and a vast improvement.

[knifecushion]

The crown has to go, though.

[antimafioso]

Do you want it?

[knifecushion]

It was on his head. I'll bet he's got lice.

[antimafioso]

It must be those bad genes of his. We'll get a good price for it.