phone «六» text «六» sms «六» in yo' head
"[30 seconds of silence. THEN KEYMASHING!!!! Then:] Is this recording? I think it... Press the BEEP key to record. There it goes! Hello, you've reached- BEEEEEEEP"
There is a 69% chance that if one accidentally dials a wrong number, one will be redirected to / reach this line.