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antilifequation October 27 2008, 09:21:18 UTC
am i to understand that you don't like me, samantha parkman? or do you go by parkham now? i don't really know the etiquette as it involves criminal aliases. but no, i don't still cut myself. but thanks for trying, doll! some might see the continued use of heroin as a means of self-mutilation but they just don't see that life is but an amusement park ride, right?! did you, by chance, catch 1989's "parenthood" on premium cable recently? i can't imagine where you would have had access to pay television but there is a monologue, much better than your poorly written one, about life's similarity to a roller coaster ride in the film. it stars steve martin, mary steenburgen, and ric moranis. i know that you don't have all that many original thoughts as evidenced by your ell-jay, so i figure your tripe-ridden dialogue must have been inspired by the flick. i'm not surprised that, despite how vomit-inducingly terrible you look in your mugshots, you still feel great about yourself. the worst among us do, you one-woman afghanistan. i wish i could look that offensive and still feel great. all for the cost of a soul, right trick? sweet! i'm sure that one of these days, i'll fail miserably and we'll run into each other in the welfare line and laugh about all this in a piss-soaked alley over a costco bottle of mouthwash. haste the day! i'll await your witty comments with baited breath until you find a place to use the internet. chin up, beautiful! what's a lot of weight gained and a horrendous dye job, anyway? ttfn!

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