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10 YEARS AGO I
1. was 9.
2. was happy.
3. chewed on my shirt collar. Nervous habit.
FIVE YEARS AGO I
1. was 14.
2. was very angry and depressed.
3. listening to too much Metallica, started growing my hair out, and smoking cigarettes.
TWO YEARS AGO I
1. was a sexy motherfucker because I was in wrestling.
2. stopped doing drugs.
3. was the happiest I'd been in years.
ONE YEAR AGO I
1. was addicted to crack.
2. had a heart attack.
3. met new friends in A.A.
YESTERDAY I
1. went to orientation at my new job.
2. read pamphlets about my new job.
3. yelled at the tv.
TODAY I
1. woke up and smoked several cigarettes.
2. beat off.
3. took a shower so I can go to work for training.
TOMORROW I WILL
1. go to work for more training.
2. continue to study pamphlets.
3. smoke more cigarettes.
5 SNACKS I ENJOY
1. ice cream
2. chips and queso
3. trail mix
4. banana chips
5. something else
FIVE THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
1. air
2. food
3. water
4. cigarettes
5. sleep
FIVE THINGS I WOULD BUY WITH $1,000
1. commercial printers for publishing company
2. tattoos
3. cigarettes
4. food
5. more tattoos
FIVE BAD HABITS I HAVE
1. I smoke a lot. Less than I used to though. Yay!
2. sleeping too much.
3. not going to bed early when I have to get up early.
4. I pick my nose
5. I pick your nose
FIVE SHOWS I LIKE
1. Futurama
2. Family Guy
3. Simpsons
4. ATHF
5. your mother
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. virtually all marine life
2. bears
3. roaches
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. pajama pants
2. striped shirt
3. wifebeater
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. EHG
2. Busdriver
3. Clutch
4. Superjoint Ritual
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. shower (I lied. I havent showered yet. I got distracted by this)
2. smoke
3. eat
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy
2. Scotland
3. Canada
1. was 9.
2. was happy.
3. chewed on my shirt collar. Nervous habit.
FIVE YEARS AGO I
1. was 14.
2. was very angry and depressed.
3. listening to too much Metallica, started growing my hair out, and smoking cigarettes.
TWO YEARS AGO I
1. was a sexy motherfucker because I was in wrestling.
2. stopped doing drugs.
3. was the happiest I'd been in years.
ONE YEAR AGO I
1. was addicted to crack.
2. had a heart attack.
3. met new friends in A.A.
YESTERDAY I
1. went to orientation at my new job.
2. read pamphlets about my new job.
3. yelled at the tv.
TODAY I
1. woke up and smoked several cigarettes.
2. beat off.
3. took a shower so I can go to work for training.
TOMORROW I WILL
1. go to work for more training.
2. continue to study pamphlets.
3. smoke more cigarettes.
5 SNACKS I ENJOY
1. ice cream
2. chips and queso
3. trail mix
4. banana chips
5. something else
FIVE THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
1. air
2. food
3. water
4. cigarettes
5. sleep
FIVE THINGS I WOULD BUY WITH $1,000
1. commercial printers for publishing company
2. tattoos
3. cigarettes
4. food
5. more tattoos
FIVE BAD HABITS I HAVE
1. I smoke a lot. Less than I used to though. Yay!
2. sleeping too much.
3. not going to bed early when I have to get up early.
4. I pick my nose
5. I pick your nose
FIVE SHOWS I LIKE
1. Futurama
2. Family Guy
3. Simpsons
4. ATHF
5. your mother
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. virtually all marine life
2. bears
3. roaches
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. pajama pants
2. striped shirt
3. wifebeater
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. EHG
2. Busdriver
3. Clutch
4. Superjoint Ritual
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. shower (I lied. I havent showered yet. I got distracted by this)
2. smoke
3. eat
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy
2. Scotland
3. Canada