good advice
note: when the boy you like rises from your bed the next morning and asks you to come have dim sum, the answer that comes out of your mouth should be "yes". even if you don't want dim sum, even if you want a fat burger and a milkshake, even if you don't particularly want to go outside at all because it is hot and you are hungover and you smell kind of weird and it's more fun to lay around in bed watching dr. katz, you say yes to dim sum; because saying yes to blow jobs but no to lunch dates kind of sends the wrong goddamn message.