it's like diamonds!
i've tried to write several times over the last week or so because so much is going on. as soon as i write it all out though, i realize nobody gives a shit but me, so i click the little x, guzzle down a bottle'o'two-buck-chuck, and go on my merry way. however, i did something today that warrants--nay, NECESSITATES-- an announcement for all of livejournal to hear: yes, children. it's true. i finally saw twilight.
before you scoff and say, "but jordin, i couldn't give two drippy shits about twilight, why should i care?" let me tell you this: my word is gospel.
this movie is terrible. it is terrible in all the right ways. it's melodramatic and embarrassing, it's sappy and takes itself too seriously. nobody gets drunk, and nobody gets naked. in short, it's me sophomore year of high school. and considering i totally thought i was the shit in tenth grade (so brilliant! so misunderstood! so still a virgin!) i naturally want to give up all my money to see this shitty movie over and over and over again just to prove a point.*
at any rate, robert pattinson gives me a raging boner so i think i am going to jump on his bandwagon. i'm always late when it comes to these things. better that than my period, i guess. see ya!
*the point being i was fucking awesome when i was 15 and should have grossed 368 million dollars worldwide.
before you scoff and say, "but jordin, i couldn't give two drippy shits about twilight, why should i care?" let me tell you this: my word is gospel.
this movie is terrible. it is terrible in all the right ways. it's melodramatic and embarrassing, it's sappy and takes itself too seriously. nobody gets drunk, and nobody gets naked. in short, it's me sophomore year of high school. and considering i totally thought i was the shit in tenth grade (so brilliant! so misunderstood! so still a virgin!) i naturally want to give up all my money to see this shitty movie over and over and over again just to prove a point.*
at any rate, robert pattinson gives me a raging boner so i think i am going to jump on his bandwagon. i'm always late when it comes to these things. better that than my period, i guess. see ya!
*the point being i was fucking awesome when i was 15 and should have grossed 368 million dollars worldwide.