did anyone ask america in 2000 if we were ready for a moron?
dear G-Dub,
in the interest of showing that i can indeed be grateful to even the most repugnant of characters, i would like to thank you for giving me 600 clams. for the first time in eight years, i don't 100 percent want to vomit all over your face; now it's only like, 97 percent.
have a great day and fuck your father,
jordin elizabeth
it would be smart for me to use this money towards paying off my parking tickets, considering i will probably get arrested at the airport when i try to get back in the country, but mama needs a new pair of let's get drunk in san francisco.
new tattoo here i come!
in the interest of showing that i can indeed be grateful to even the most repugnant of characters, i would like to thank you for giving me 600 clams. for the first time in eight years, i don't 100 percent want to vomit all over your face; now it's only like, 97 percent.
have a great day and fuck your father,
jordin elizabeth
it would be smart for me to use this money towards paying off my parking tickets, considering i will probably get arrested at the airport when i try to get back in the country, but mama needs a new pair of let's get drunk in san francisco.
new tattoo here i come!