that just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir!
voting is totally sweet! today was my first time actually going to a polling place cause i had to do an absentee ballot for decision 2004: america lubes up for a four year anal rape. fun fact! my polling place is where my very first boyfriend took me on my very first date. maybe this would be sweet if said place were an elementary school cafeteria or a library (yes, a date to the library would totally make me cream my pants) but unfortunately, it is a church, and my first date consisted of sitting around with his youth group talkin all things hay-seuss. surprisingly, our relationship did not blossom into a beautiful flower of love. we were cut down in our prime when god informed him he shouldn't have a girlfriend anymore. stupid god! always going around ruining my relationships with bespectacled tuba players in marching band. i put up with eight days of five iron frenzy and jars of clay for that asshat, only to be heartbroken in the the middle of the quad in between 1st and 2nd period. we live and learn!