I am not going back into that damned building until this festival of stupidity and poor conduct has ended, and by ended I mean the end of sugar and doors and slipping and sliding.
My recovery from any property or psychological damages will be taken from your dues.
By which I mean that I will quit, and your funds will decrease because I will take my power with me, and because I will never pay dues again, if I am subject to any spirited tomfoolery at all. Even a little. You had better check that there is nothing in there, lurking. You had better.