From Twitter 04-25-2011

[antigoneschase]

• 04:23:13: RT @PimpBillClinton: If masturbation really prevented prostate cancer there'd be no such thing as prostate cancer. #scientificfact
  
• 05:00:44: Had a dream the other night that @ tyrabanks was yelling at me while we were taking pics. :(
  
• 10:49:08: RT @PimpBillClinton: If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless handjob.
  

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