New rule: You are not allowed to fall in love with me until I'm good and damned ready to fall in love with you. This goes to friends, roommates, classmates, co-workers, any male on the face of this earth. NO FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN! You are not allowed to fall in love with me until I am comfortably in love with you back. I mean it, goddamnit!
I don't get it, I honestly don't. I am not that beautiful. I am not that smart. I am not that funny. I am not that nice. What I am is wicked, oppinionated, and fakely confident.
And I have my own love life to sort out. I finally thought it all out: now all I need to do is word vomit it so I won't have to remember it. And I just need someone to teach me how to do a cut on livejournal.
Why the hell did you bother reading this?