ok a few years ago, my fiance' and I were doing the deed on a hot August nite while camping. About half way thru it, without warning she farted. Like a caveman she did. It smelled like fried duck shit! Dammit !My eyes started watering. I couldn't breath. It was around 90 degrees and it was like being slimed. I could feel it landing on my back. I started feeling light headed and thought I was going to pass out and puke all at the same time. She , though, never missed a hump. When I had to stop and go get O 2 , she had the nerve to ask me what was wrong. Huh ? Did she not know ? Honestly , if I'd kept pushing, I believe she'd shit all over both of us. Is this normal ? Do some females find it orgasmic to shit and have sex at the same time ? She never mentioned it and acted as though it never happened. What to do ? We split shortly after. Things just weren't just the same. I'm gagging now just thinking about it. I'm still traumatized from the whole deal. It wasn't the fart , it was the smell. My God !, I think she ate a dead buzzard! And she just kept a pumpin' and a grindin'. Farting is natural but in the middle of being intimate ? I think she was playing peek a boo with a mud turtle. It wasn't a school girls " fluff " It was a mountain man's fart. Like I said, not only was it disorienting, I could feel it on my back like a fine mist. Ha ! Gorilla Mist ! I just couldn't look at her the same. She could step out of a hour long shower and to me she still smelled like "death on a hot fuckin day " I lost alot of respect for her. She could have got up and went to the toilet and pinched one off ! Or did it before bed. But not in bed. Not in the middle of hot, steamy sex. Hell the dog even got up and left the room. When she blew , it blew my sack like curtains in a window ! A long warm breeze with spotty brown pea sized hail. Like being sprayed ny a skunk !!!!!!
Is this normal ? Do some females find it orgasmic to shit and have sex at the same time ?
She never mentioned it and acted as though it never happened. What to do ?
We split shortly after. Things just weren't just the same. I'm gagging now just thinking about it. I'm still traumatized from the whole deal. It wasn't the fart , it was the smell. My God !, I think she ate a dead buzzard! And she just kept a pumpin' and a grindin'. Farting is natural but in the middle of being intimate ?
I think she was playing peek a boo with a mud turtle. It wasn't a school girls " fluff " It was a mountain man's fart. Like I said, not only was it disorienting, I could feel it on my back like a fine mist. Ha ! Gorilla Mist !
I just couldn't look at her the same. She could step out of a hour long shower and to me she still smelled like "death on a hot fuckin day "
I lost alot of respect for her. She could have got up and went to the toilet and pinched one off !
Or did it before bed. But not in bed. Not in the middle of hot, steamy sex. Hell the dog even got up and left the room. When she blew , it blew my sack like curtains in a window ! A long warm breeze with spotty brown pea sized hail. Like being sprayed ny a skunk !!!!!!
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