May 14, 2008 19:33
This happened one month ago on April 14th.
The strangest thing happened to me last night.
I didn't smoke pot the whole day since I was working. Well, after reading and note taking two books I called it quits and around 7pm I went out and got $1 of weed from a guy I have known for years and trust.
I went back rolled a huge joint with what is considered the shitty weed around here. I smoked 3/4th of it with two other guys. At that point, we had all had no more than two beers each and that was the first joint of the day for all of us.
I started to roll a second one, got the spins and said, never mind. Then a minute later I feel horrible. Nauseous, dizzy, etc. I excused myself and said to the guys, I'm going to lay down for a minute, I don't feel well. it was about 200 ft and a flight of stairs to my room. The minute I stood up, I got light headed but walked forward. Time was slowing down so I sped up my pace and I knew that each step I was taking was deliberate and I was trying to walk sober. as soon as I got to the stairs (half way point to my room) I started hallucinating. (never had visuals from weed before, auditory hall. once in Amsterdam) The steps were bubbling and pulsating and a tunnel of fractals opened like a portal up in front of me. I paused a second and made it to the top of the stairs. down the hallway I went losing my balance and crashing into doors and rooms of other people, thankfully they were empty or the people were out cause I was stumbling like 30mg of ketamine. I made it to my room and couldn't even get my key in the padlock.
There have been a rash of ODs here lately from some fucked up heroin or REALLY good heroin (see my LJ post antifa7.livejournal.com) and since I've never tried it, I don't know what the effects were like but this wasn't feeling like an opiate (painkillers, opium, etc) that I've had before.
I open my door, and the lock on the inside is difficult to close but if I don't, my door swings open. I finally lock it, strip down to my skivvies as fast as I could and laid on the bed. I wasn't as dizzy and the hallucinations had stopped (maybe 15 seconds total, and unlike dmt.) I was sweating profusely and I thought about calling a friend to say what was wrong should anything happen. soon enough I feel fine so I stand up, brace myself against the wall and realize I can stand just fine. I clean myself up, get dressed and go downstairs.
i find my two friends and ask how long I had been gone. They confirmed my suspicion of 20 minutes and I told them what I just told you. They said they felt slightly stoned, but nothing NEAR what I experienced.
It really felt like ketamine, but how did that happen? you can't smoke it, I didn't snort it or shoot it and orally I would need about 200ml to get where I was, I figure, and that has a street value of maybe $9, so unless someone was a complete dick and drugged me, I don't know what
it was. the whole things was 10-15 min tops, less than 20 seconds of visuals, lots of stumbling (like a huge line of k), lots of sweating...weird...
I am sure Giovanni will have a heyday with this post. "How the mighty have fallen..." I hear his asinine retort already...