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Sorry I haven't commented or posted recently, I HAVE been reading though. I've been watching you all. I always will. You will always be watched by me. ^_^ Now, I've colaberated a little dflkgjxfjg "skit" thing for you. Hope you enjoy. It also has some profanity, so be prepared.
Me: "Hi, you're watching Anti Facile online, or on your t.v. If you're online, you're going to die. Now, here on Anti Facile, we interview fake people! Last week we interviewed the Nut Cracker! Today, we're interviewing Emma Watson!"
*Music is played, and Emma comes out, waving*
Me: "Emma! Welcome shit head!"
Emma: "Omfg I'm lyke so great!" *twirls hair around finger excitedly* "It's such an honour to be on the brillant new show!"
Me: "And honour for the audience maybe."
Emma: "Heheheh! You're so funny!"
Me: "Right. Haha. Now, Emma, tell us; How did you plot Hermione's Death?"
Emma: "Well, I didn't kill her. I just, changed her. It was a 2004 film, and it needed to be updated. Also, Americans watching the film will think all British people are snobby, and I want to show them they're not."
Me: "You want them to realize the Brits are fake whores?"
Emma: "No."
Me: "Sorry, continue with your plot of destruction."
Emma: "Well, Hermione is such a book worm and she was a teenager in POA! I mean, a teenager! We made her a bit better, you know?"
Me: "Somehow I fear I do know. But, you do realize in the books it's set around 1996 and such, correct? That it isn't supposed to be a 2004 film. That Hermione stays the way she is all through the books, she doesn't look like a normal teenager, or Lavendar Brown for example."
Emma: "But she is A teenager!"
Me: *is getting pissed* "OK Emma. I'll deal with you later. Now, what scene was your favorite?"
Emma: "Omg lyke totally the punching scene! That was awesome, I did sooo great on that."
Me: "Your fist was seven inches from his face. That scene was completely uncanon to the books! How could you like that scene?"
Emma: "Everyone liked it! Hermione was gurl powah, rock n roll!"
Me: *cradles head in hands and rubs temples* "SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HER NOW!"
Emma: "What?! Oh no! I'll mess you up biotch!" *stands up and puts up fists like Neville in POS*
Me: *stands up threateningly* "Emma sit back down, honestly! You whore!"
Emma: *grabs me by the hair*
Me: "YEAH BITCH, IT'S REAL! UNLIKE YOURS!" *shoves Emma hard*
Emma: AH! *lands on a fellow Anti. Anti's pack around her and beat her to her bloody death, as she lays on the floor in her own blood, Canon Hermione comes to the rescue and straightens the whole Emma mess out*
Credits roll:
Michelle "Felton Grint Radcliffe Depp"; Interviewer
Anti's; The greatest people in the world
Hermione; Canon
Emma; pathetic teenager, now deceased.
Me: "Hi, you're watching Anti Facile online, or on your t.v. If you're online, you're going to die. Now, here on Anti Facile, we interview fake people! Last week we interviewed the Nut Cracker! Today, we're interviewing Emma Watson!"
*Music is played, and Emma comes out, waving*
Me: "Emma! Welcome shit head!"
Emma: "Omfg I'm lyke so great!" *twirls hair around finger excitedly* "It's such an honour to be on the brillant new show!"
Me: "And honour for the audience maybe."
Emma: "Heheheh! You're so funny!"
Me: "Right. Haha. Now, Emma, tell us; How did you plot Hermione's Death?"
Emma: "Well, I didn't kill her. I just, changed her. It was a 2004 film, and it needed to be updated. Also, Americans watching the film will think all British people are snobby, and I want to show them they're not."
Me: "You want them to realize the Brits are fake whores?"
Emma: "No."
Me: "Sorry, continue with your plot of destruction."
Emma: "Well, Hermione is such a book worm and she was a teenager in POA! I mean, a teenager! We made her a bit better, you know?"
Me: "Somehow I fear I do know. But, you do realize in the books it's set around 1996 and such, correct? That it isn't supposed to be a 2004 film. That Hermione stays the way she is all through the books, she doesn't look like a normal teenager, or Lavendar Brown for example."
Emma: "But she is A teenager!"
Me: *is getting pissed* "OK Emma. I'll deal with you later. Now, what scene was your favorite?"
Emma: "Omg lyke totally the punching scene! That was awesome, I did sooo great on that."
Me: "Your fist was seven inches from his face. That scene was completely uncanon to the books! How could you like that scene?"
Emma: "Everyone liked it! Hermione was gurl powah, rock n roll!"
Me: *cradles head in hands and rubs temples* "SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HER NOW!"
Emma: "What?! Oh no! I'll mess you up biotch!" *stands up and puts up fists like Neville in POS*
Me: *stands up threateningly* "Emma sit back down, honestly! You whore!"
Emma: *grabs me by the hair*
Me: "YEAH BITCH, IT'S REAL! UNLIKE YOURS!" *shoves Emma hard*
Emma: AH! *lands on a fellow Anti. Anti's pack around her and beat her to her bloody death, as she lays on the floor in her own blood, Canon Hermione comes to the rescue and straightens the whole Emma mess out*
Credits roll:
Michelle "Felton Grint Radcliffe Depp"; Interviewer
Anti's; The greatest people in the world
Hermione; Canon
Emma; pathetic teenager, now deceased.