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>During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
> students,
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> "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family,
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> and during a dinner for two, you needed to go to the mens room, what would
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> you say to her?"
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> Mike replies, "I'll be right back, I'm going for a pee."
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> The teacher says, "But that would be very rude and improper on your part."
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> Charlie replies, "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a
> minute."
>
> The teacher says, "That's much better, Charlie, but to mention the word
> 'toilet'
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> during a meal is unpleasant."
>
> Billy replies, I would tell her I have to see a man about a horse.
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> The teacher says " that would really sound stupid & crude.
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> Johnny replies "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake
> hands
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> with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after
> dinner."
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>
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> The teacher passed out.
>
>During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
> students,
>
>
> "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family,
>
> and during a dinner for two, you needed to go to the mens room, what would
>
> you say to her?"
>
> Mike replies, "I'll be right back, I'm going for a pee."
>
> The teacher says, "But that would be very rude and improper on your part."
>
> Charlie replies, "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a
> minute."
>
> The teacher says, "That's much better, Charlie, but to mention the word
> 'toilet'
>
> during a meal is unpleasant."
>
> Billy replies, I would tell her I have to see a man about a horse.
>
> The teacher says " that would really sound stupid & crude.
>
> Johnny replies "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake
> hands
>
> with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after
> dinner."
>
>
>
> The teacher passed out.
>