(no subject)
"but I'm a big fine woman, can't I back that ass up?" - Craig
who also refuses to discipline the spawn of satan that has posessed our kitten. He yells "DO NOT TRY TO BITE ME KITTEN! DO NOT BITE ME!" and the kitten gnaws on his hand. He chewed through a phone charger, his Ms. Pacman game cord, and (most recently) the cord to Greg's Norelco shaver. Which he dropped the remaining piece of down their sink. And then when they removed the trap and drained the water into a bag, he attacked the bag and popped it, leaking extremely foul, rotten, pipe-trap water into their room. He has shredded rolls of toilet paper in our living room, consumed entire rolls of paper towels, eaten and subsequently vomited plastic onto our living room floor along with whatever foul-smelling briny bile the demons have introduced into his tiny little stomach. He is in his most terrible stage of development. Lets hope it's short.
who also refuses to discipline the spawn of satan that has posessed our kitten. He yells "DO NOT TRY TO BITE ME KITTEN! DO NOT BITE ME!" and the kitten gnaws on his hand. He chewed through a phone charger, his Ms. Pacman game cord, and (most recently) the cord to Greg's Norelco shaver. Which he dropped the remaining piece of down their sink. And then when they removed the trap and drained the water into a bag, he attacked the bag and popped it, leaking extremely foul, rotten, pipe-trap water into their room. He has shredded rolls of toilet paper in our living room, consumed entire rolls of paper towels, eaten and subsequently vomited plastic onto our living room floor along with whatever foul-smelling briny bile the demons have introduced into his tiny little stomach. He is in his most terrible stage of development. Lets hope it's short.