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[antichrist_omgz]

I would like to know who put this damned mistletoe all over MY room? What makes you think that I, the Prince of Darkness, celebrate Christmas?

Good thing I have a lighter.

I shall see you in Hell, mistletoe! Well, if plants actually had an afterlife, anyways.

...why isn't this stuff burning?

Comments

[used_to_die]

*snorts* Because it's magical mistletoe, dude.

[antichrist_omgz]

...Magical mistletoe?

That is....the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[used_to_die]

*shrugs* What other reason could be?

[antichrist_omgz]

It's still stupid.

I mean, someone has all of this magical power and...they use it to force us to have a bunch of stupid plants in our rooms. Woo, I'm really scared.

[used_to_die]

Last time the mistletoe made people get stuck with eachother XD

[antichrist_omgz]

....well, I suppose that's a bit disturbing.

But all I have to do is avoid being under it at the same time as someone else. Not too hard.

[used_to_die]

Of course.

But that thing also tends to pop out of no where.

[antichrist_omgz]

That's semi-evil, then.

Nowhere near as evil as what I can think of, though. Maybe whoever is in charge of doing these evil deeds should hire me.

[used_to_die]

Well, I think they just do it to annoy us. It's not really... meant to be 'evil'.

[antichrist_omgz]

Yeah right. Who would have all that power and not use it for evil?

It's not like Jesus did it.

[used_to_die]

Hmmm, you got a point there.

[antichrist_omgz]

I bet whoever it is is laughing at all of us right now.

But who shall be laughing when that cursed soul who dare inflict such burden upon us is writhing in Hell as flames burn from every bodily orifice? Mwahahaha!

[used_to_die]

>.>;

Yeah... well, I don't really think this is someone's doings...

[antichrist_omgz]

What's that look for?

Damn. I suppose I'll just inflict pain on other randomly selected people when I get back to Hell in order to make up for this, then.

[used_to_die]

Look? What look?

Heh, yeah, I guess that should make it *snicker*

[antichrist_omgz]

>.>;

That kind of look.

Yes, that will make up fo-...Wait.

Shouldn't you be out taking advantage of the situation by doing perverted things with girls and blaming it on the mistletoe?