Fry
Stephen Fry
A fat British man
A cricket and footy fan
Big meaty nose
Looks like a hose
Bent in one direction
Someone took exception
Gay, he sucks dicks dry
For breakfast and lunch
And I have a hunch
He's a heterophobe
The biggest all over the globe
He is a man of letters
Attacking his fucking betters
He's a broadcaster
Talking with gusto
With an appetite for pederasty
He's a small shrivelled dick
Not easy to pick
Amongst the layers of fat
Under his big beer gut
Or maybe he's even a cunt
On the opposite side of that
Which is even harder to reach
Considering what you have to breach
The two big ass cheeks
It could take you some weeks
To part the nasty things.
I shudder to think
Someone would consider doing the thing
But then who am I to judge
I am not mental
Completely non-judgmental
I don't give much consideration
To his or anybody's sexual orientation
He is into gay rights
Because of lonely nights
Having nothing to do
He lays thick his filthy poo
Around
All over the ground
In reality
And actuality
He doesn't care about gays
It just pays
You can tell
He's no Peter Tatchell
He goes to the British Government
And raises Gays' predicament
"Hey, we can use these trends
Advance our political ends"
Because this particular gay
Is in the Government's pay
He uses lies and deceits
Especially in his tweets
He hates the Daily Mail
Unleashes gay blackmail
Against the Winter Olympiad
Because he's a bigoted idiot
But he's loved by the British public
Which is nothing short of tragic
Because he's nearly as vile
As Jimmy Savile
And I don't think there's much admiration
For late Jimmy's abomination
Microsoft Anna reads Fry by Anti Brit
A fat British man
A cricket and footy fan
Big meaty nose
Looks like a hose
Bent in one direction
Someone took exception
Gay, he sucks dicks dry
For breakfast and lunch
And I have a hunch
He's a heterophobe
The biggest all over the globe
He is a man of letters
Attacking his fucking betters
He's a broadcaster
Talking with gusto
With an appetite for pederasty
He's a small shrivelled dick
Not easy to pick
Amongst the layers of fat
Under his big beer gut
Or maybe he's even a cunt
On the opposite side of that
Which is even harder to reach
Considering what you have to breach
The two big ass cheeks
It could take you some weeks
To part the nasty things.
I shudder to think
Someone would consider doing the thing
But then who am I to judge
I am not mental
Completely non-judgmental
I don't give much consideration
To his or anybody's sexual orientation
He is into gay rights
Because of lonely nights
Having nothing to do
He lays thick his filthy poo
Around
All over the ground
In reality
And actuality
He doesn't care about gays
It just pays
You can tell
He's no Peter Tatchell
He goes to the British Government
And raises Gays' predicament
"Hey, we can use these trends
Advance our political ends"
Because this particular gay
Is in the Government's pay
He uses lies and deceits
Especially in his tweets
He hates the Daily Mail
Unleashes gay blackmail
Against the Winter Olympiad
Because he's a bigoted idiot
But he's loved by the British public
Which is nothing short of tragic
Because he's nearly as vile
As Jimmy Savile
And I don't think there's much admiration
For late Jimmy's abomination
Microsoft Anna reads Fry by Anti Brit
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