Mamma
In light of the fact that Dina Lohan managed to get herself a Mother of the Year award, here's a picture post dedicated to all bad parents out there.
No, your eyes do not deceive you- this child appears to have gotten the spliff-smoking technique down pat. I'd make a joke about babies doing drugs, but the recent news stories I've read concerning just this matter make me less inclined to see this as implausible and funny.
There aren't really words for this one, but there are questions.
I love that this woman has clearly put more effort into accessorizing than making sure her ass is covered. I can't say I find her attire tolerable, but at least she's attentive to the baby.
This woman has realised all too late that her child is gasp! a red head. And from the looks of it, could have a mullet. "Stop breathing, Tommy! A blonde kid somewhere deserves the oxygen more than you!"
"And what do you want to be when you grow up, Suzie?"
"I want to be a dirty skank just like my mommy."
Seriously, who lets their little girl get a tramp stamp fake tattoo?
Red-necks teach their kids to take their pleasures from an early age ;)
"Daddy, can I go play in Pikachu's groin?" This picture was taken somewhere in Asia but last I heard, they had genitals there too. I don't understand why no-one noticed that this was inappropriate.
Virginia is a state with a proud history of pilgrim settlement and tradition. Like eating babies. Seriously, though, I think I read somewhere that it's suspected that the Jamestown inhabitants were forced to turn to cannibalism when food supplies were exhausted.
Cock Bloc Super- Teaching Men to Compensate From A Young Age.
Another educational toy- this time for Californian girls.
I suppose with the amount of Dora The Explorer merchandise that's already been done, they had to get onto My First Vibrators at some point.
I am hoping, praying really, that this is not a language aid for children. It looks an awful lot like my old language primers from primary school, though.
I just cast an eye over the Wikipedia page for GTA San Andreas and from what I understand of international ratings, you'd have to be at least 16 (but more likely 18) to be able to buy this in most parts of the world. The fact that the R rating was included on the cake of a 4 year old is mind-boggling. His parents must be illiterate or gangsters.
No, your eyes do not deceive you- this child appears to have gotten the spliff-smoking technique down pat. I'd make a joke about babies doing drugs, but the recent news stories I've read concerning just this matter make me less inclined to see this as implausible and funny.
There aren't really words for this one, but there are questions.
I love that this woman has clearly put more effort into accessorizing than making sure her ass is covered. I can't say I find her attire tolerable, but at least she's attentive to the baby.
This woman has realised all too late that her child is gasp! a red head. And from the looks of it, could have a mullet. "Stop breathing, Tommy! A blonde kid somewhere deserves the oxygen more than you!"
"And what do you want to be when you grow up, Suzie?"
"I want to be a dirty skank just like my mommy."
Seriously, who lets their little girl get a tramp stamp fake tattoo?
Red-necks teach their kids to take their pleasures from an early age ;)
"Daddy, can I go play in Pikachu's groin?" This picture was taken somewhere in Asia but last I heard, they had genitals there too. I don't understand why no-one noticed that this was inappropriate.
Virginia is a state with a proud history of pilgrim settlement and tradition. Like eating babies. Seriously, though, I think I read somewhere that it's suspected that the Jamestown inhabitants were forced to turn to cannibalism when food supplies were exhausted.
Cock Bloc Super- Teaching Men to Compensate From A Young Age.
Another educational toy- this time for Californian girls.
I suppose with the amount of Dora The Explorer merchandise that's already been done, they had to get onto My First Vibrators at some point.
I am hoping, praying really, that this is not a language aid for children. It looks an awful lot like my old language primers from primary school, though.
I just cast an eye over the Wikipedia page for GTA San Andreas and from what I understand of international ratings, you'd have to be at least 16 (but more likely 18) to be able to buy this in most parts of the world. The fact that the R rating was included on the cake of a 4 year old is mind-boggling. His parents must be illiterate or gangsters.