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[anti_the_man]

The Twelve Days of Christmas
for anti_the_man:
Day #Who?What they got you1stirishmanindymost of a dead hooker2ndfaymooncresta keg of lube3rdflamesingera fitted corset made of cling wrap4thdjwickedgotha TiVo full of porn5threddlion23A creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration6thlordlothairan experimental vibrator7thpetergravesA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window8thbonemommasyphillis9thathritea gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline10thladyjadaA $120 blunt11thgesellschaftoiThe Marquis de Sade's sex drive12thirishmanindyA blog for all of your sexual writingsTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )


The Twelve Days of Christmas
for anti_the_man:
Day #Who?What they got you1stneoloraxThe secret of fire2ndshrrlygrrlA previously used hankie3rdlordlothairA self help book for hypochondriacs 4thducttapechickA pardon for your restraining order5thskyedragonA camera with an elaborate lens so that you can spy on the neighbours 6thjoka_booA few watermelon seeds7thdjwickedgothAn unsolvable Rubik’s cube8thdjwickedgothA Star Wars chess set9thgesellschaftoiTwo pounds of candy apples10thladyjadaA magical fairy that only you can see11thbonemommaThe costume of Frank from Donnie Darko12thblackrider23Foot fungus creamTake this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com )


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I gave faymooncrest a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I set ducttapechick's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-91 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
anti_the_man



BLUE

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