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[voice]

WHAT IS THIS THING?! Why is it handcuffed to me Getitoffgetitoff

PATTY COME HEL--

[/voice]

[ooc; s'up, Stitch 8|]

Comments

[ourdenouement]

What a funny reaction~

voice;

[anti_symmetry]

You'd react the same way if you woke up handcuffed to a furry... thing!

voice;

[ourdenouement]

A furry thing~? Is it cute? ♥

voice;

[anti_symmetry]

It's too weird to be cute!

voice;

[ourdenouement]

Looks like you got the best deal out of all of us!

voice; THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

[anti_symmetry]

This isn't funny! I need to get away from it!

voice; LIES YES IT IS -imitates Patty laugh?!-

[ourdenouement]

Maybe if you sedate it~

voice; OMG PATTY IS THAT YOU? -PUNTS-

[anti_symmetry]

But even if I sedate it, I can't get the cuffs off and it'll still be there!

voice; NO JUST A DOUCHE NAMED KAORU LOL

[ourdenouement]

That's why you carry it around!

voice; OH WELL IN THAT CASE -SHOOTS-

[anti_symmetry]

C-carry?

I CAN'T CARRY THIS THING!

voice; HOW COULD YOU ;;

[ourdenouement]

Then drag it!

voice; EASILY

[anti_symmetry]

...Drag it?

voice; CRUEL MISTRESS >:

[ourdenouement]

Yeah. Just... drag it.

voice; ONLY TO YOU. >:

[anti_symmetry]

But...

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY HAIR LIKE THIS?

voice; B-BUT I'M NOT A MASOCHIST RLY D:

[ourdenouement]

Have a bad hair day~

voice; OH SURE ):

[anti_symmetry]

I can't go out in public looking like this!

Bad hair and handcuffed to a furball!