the closest call everrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 30, 2005 22:50

omg tonite was the closest call w/ wakenhut (nieghborhood security guard) i have everrrrr had!!!

me, ian, nikki, nikkis bf jordon (not jordan from my nieghborhood), and this chick heather went out to the sand hill at the construction site and we met dakota there and these other kids on their 4 wheller and jordon was on ians dirt bike and they were goin up and down this big ass hill. and me and nikki and heather were runnin up it and then sliding down and just havin a good time.

so then the 4 wheller kids leave. and then like 2 min after that wakenhut drives by the road around the lake. (((( ok lay out of where we were: lake to the left, road around it. wide open space-like 3 blocks-that hasnt been developed yet with roads in between, at the end is the big sand hill. the hoouses along the road around the lake have a back alley that faces the wide open space...kinda get the picture?))))neways, wakenhut drives by the road around the lake really slow. so dakotas like "dude wakenhut!" and ians goes "he didnt stop its ok". so we just keep on makin sand angels and stuff and then he drives by agen. so im go up to dakota and ian "guys i think we should start walkin bak" and theyre like "ya ya we need to go" so im yellin at nikki and heather to run and find a road to get on (wakenhut cant do nething if were on public property) and nikkis bein all retarded sayin "look! im humping the sand" and heathers laffin and im screamin at em "guys come on lets go!" and im like half way across the first block. jordon takes off on ians dirt bike. and then wakenhut stops on a road thats kinda behind the sand hill and then all of a sudden makes a sharp turn and starts driving towards us really fast. so everyones yellin "shit!" and were all hallin ass. and im yellin at nikki and heather to hurry up who just now decide to run. and then we sprint across the other two blocks and we get near the alley of the hosues on the lake and dakota and ian get a good idea (no really it was) to instead of runnin dwon all the other roads to try and head him off (which is wut i was gonna do) to go on the back alley of the houses on the lake. so we do that and they run up in ppls yards and look on the road around the lake and they start yellin "wakenhuts comin down the alley wakenhuts comin down the alley!!!...go to the lake go to the lake!!" so i take off and i dropped one of shoes so i had to pick it up and thot "shit im gonna get busted over my damn shoe!". nikki and heather r still 10 feet away from the alley and we all made to the banks of the lake JUST IN TIME, like 5 secs b4 wakenhut drove by the yards we cut threw. uhh it was insane!

so then we pretty much thot we were clear cuz he couldnt prove that we ran from the sand hill to the lake (we were there the whole time, rite?) but we still needed to go bak to my house, which was the closest, so everyone sprints up the other side of the lake and then nikki heather decide to lay down (y i ask u i dont kno) so im yellin at them to get up and run to my house so they do. then ian and dakota take a back street bak to the hill b/c dakota had to leave his bike their. everyone else goes an showers.

ian and dakota come bak and i have dinner w/ them and they told me that wakenhut had a spotlight and they were running ahead of it by like 3 feet. so then were eating and wakenhut drives by behind my house. and then he drives by agen, and then agen. so im like "guys...where r yur bikes?" and ians points out to my backyard with his mouth fulll of steak. and im like "u guys gotta put them sumwhere. hell be able to see them" (b/c a bunch of ppl were outside on my porch and the lights were on). then he drives by AGEN! so all three of us jump up from the table at the same time, ian heads for his bike, dakota yells that hes openin my garage, and i go get his bike and we run them in there just as wakenhut pulls on a the street one down from the front of my house, which u can cleary see from the gaps in between the houses so we all jumpin over bikes tryin to get to door closer and lucky we got it b4 he came on my road.

so then the rest of the night we just hung out and we were outside around the neighborhood doin shit. but omg!! outta all the shit ive done and the close calls with wakenhut tonite was the CLOSEST EVERRR!
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