BACKDATED 11/10/05 Look at me, I'm growing up
For future reference... Center of the aisle to crazed lunatic...
1. Moderate
2. Democrat
3. Socialist
4. Communist
5. Hippie
Has anyone ever noticed that those in category 5 like to use 50 cent words to define what is "wrong with society"? Social ramifications, objectification of women, ideological separation between parties, disparity of the races, Hillary Clinton, etc, etc, etc.? I think its because they need big words to make up for the fact that their message is so base and immature.
I used to enjoy debate with these preening fucking cocksuckers. I really did. Until I came to realize that they follow their little political code like its a religion. Like a little left wing cult, they absorb their propaganda from the media, Metro Times, college, liberal teachers, you name it. And with every iota of absorbed "information" that enters their sewage-addled brain, they become more entrenched in the idea that everyone around them who suffers is a victim of society. I used to enjoy trying to open up their eyes to the ways of the world and how things REALLY work...
I don't anymore.
What I enjoy now is something far sweeter. Like the difference between a keg party and a wine tasting soiree, my tastes have matured. Now, my joy is berating these commies and hippies for refusing to open their eyes, for refusing to see that nothing is solved with marijuana, welfare and unemployment checks.
I can hear the hate mail now... "Do you really think those poor, poor homeless people want to be where they are?" I used to have that Liberal voice. I summarily shot him with the gun my Libertarian voice gave me.
Don't believe me? Go down to any shitty part of a big city and hang out for enough time to put your ear to the street. It took me a good two weeks. Watch as they spend their fucking welfare check on crack rocks and booze. I can promise you this, you'll shoot your liberal voice in the head, too!
All you hippies have a social plan to fix everything. Lets see you get rid of welfare cheats!
1. Moderate
2. Democrat
3. Socialist
4. Communist
5. Hippie
Has anyone ever noticed that those in category 5 like to use 50 cent words to define what is "wrong with society"? Social ramifications, objectification of women, ideological separation between parties, disparity of the races, Hillary Clinton, etc, etc, etc.? I think its because they need big words to make up for the fact that their message is so base and immature.
I used to enjoy debate with these preening fucking cocksuckers. I really did. Until I came to realize that they follow their little political code like its a religion. Like a little left wing cult, they absorb their propaganda from the media, Metro Times, college, liberal teachers, you name it. And with every iota of absorbed "information" that enters their sewage-addled brain, they become more entrenched in the idea that everyone around them who suffers is a victim of society. I used to enjoy trying to open up their eyes to the ways of the world and how things REALLY work...
I don't anymore.
What I enjoy now is something far sweeter. Like the difference between a keg party and a wine tasting soiree, my tastes have matured. Now, my joy is berating these commies and hippies for refusing to open their eyes, for refusing to see that nothing is solved with marijuana, welfare and unemployment checks.
I can hear the hate mail now... "Do you really think those poor, poor homeless people want to be where they are?" I used to have that Liberal voice. I summarily shot him with the gun my Libertarian voice gave me.
Don't believe me? Go down to any shitty part of a big city and hang out for enough time to put your ear to the street. It took me a good two weeks. Watch as they spend their fucking welfare check on crack rocks and booze. I can promise you this, you'll shoot your liberal voice in the head, too!
All you hippies have a social plan to fix everything. Lets see you get rid of welfare cheats!