Two via fortean_news...

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...although I'm skipping all that "world to end on 5th of July" stuff from last week (http://www.bestsyndication.com/?q=20080605_subgenius_church_group_promotes_rock_concert_end_times.htm), because everyone knows that nothing good ever happens on a Saturday. So...

"According to Christian theology, after the Rapture, Satan will rule a global government that will torment doubters with seven years of Tribulation."

Make up your own jokes, but Mark Heard's little $40 per annum, per user scheme (http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/) could catch on. Background details from Fox News here:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,363471,00.html

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Disappointed it's not Harry Price:

http://www.newsmonster.co.uk/paranormal-unexplained/has-a-famous-paranormal-researcher-returned-from-the-dead.html