This entry is Friendslocked.
Yes, I've miniaturised all my friends, put 'em through a digital processor, and locked 'em into this entry. Wave your chains at the nice readers, friends!
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"Exercise good judgment and only say things online that you would say in person in a company board meeting." - Toni Bowers (http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/career/?p=2191&tag=nl.e101) *
Things like...
How are your piles, Conrad? Still messing up your golf game? God, I hate poor people, don't you? Have you seen the tits on that new woman at the front desk? Astounding.
In other news, if you want to make a nurse blanch when she's taking blood samples, try asking her if she'd mind taking an extra vial for your own purposes. Adding, by way of explanation, "I'm a mad scientist, and I want to clone myself," remains, of course, optional.**
I'm in (non-board) meetings for most of tomorrow, so once again I'll wish you all a joyous weekend in advance.
Toodle-pip.
*Analogy Failure 101: Direct experience would've helped Toni out here.
**This entry was very nearly going to be about the top ten unpublished human cloning research papers, 1999-2010, but the FTP server's playing up again.
10100001011001
"Exercise good judgment and only say things online that you would say in person in a company board meeting." - Toni Bowers (http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/career/?p=2191&tag=nl.e101) *
Things like...
How are your piles, Conrad? Still messing up your golf game? God, I hate poor people, don't you? Have you seen the tits on that new woman at the front desk? Astounding.
In other news, if you want to make a nurse blanch when she's taking blood samples, try asking her if she'd mind taking an extra vial for your own purposes. Adding, by way of explanation, "I'm a mad scientist, and I want to clone myself," remains, of course, optional.**
I'm in (non-board) meetings for most of tomorrow, so once again I'll wish you all a joyous weekend in advance.
Toodle-pip.
*Analogy Failure 101: Direct experience would've helped Toni out here.
**This entry was very nearly going to be about the top ten unpublished human cloning research papers, 1999-2010, but the FTP server's playing up again.