1. Do you have to make such heavy weather of everything?
2. God, it's all about you, isn't it?
3. No one's indispensable - be proud of your dispensability!
4. That's the trouble with video games - they generate an unrealistic expectation of finding an 'infinite lives' easter egg cheat in the real world.
5. Just do the bloody work and stop complaining.
6. Well that's knackered all my "cutting up whores" jokes for 2010. Cheers, you fucking psychopath.*
7. Always said Bradford was a shithole.
Have a great (Bank holiday) weekend, everyone.
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