However, I'm interrupting this entry in order to demonstrate an exciting new level of LiveJournal "Writer's Block" desperation:
Okay. Now, to take people's minds off the ghastliness of budget cuts*, I give you...
...lazer tits.
http://www.lazertits.com Go. Be happy. Zap, zap. And have a great weekend, everyone.
*
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8573432.stm (includes embedded video).