The Return of the World's Least Sympathetic Police Officer in...
The Case of the Hyperbolic Teenage Muggee
"My entire life was in that handbag!" she wailed.
"Well," replied DC Kunt, reading back over the list, "I'm no social worker, but if your childhood was characterised by bad breath, cheap lipstick, Marlboro Lights, and period cramps, I'd say the villain's done you a favour, Miss."
(Cheers to H.)
"My entire life was in that handbag!" she wailed.
"Well," replied DC Kunt, reading back over the list, "I'm no social worker, but if your childhood was characterised by bad breath, cheap lipstick, Marlboro Lights, and period cramps, I'd say the villain's done you a favour, Miss."
(Cheers to H.)