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Not at all inspired by this nonsense: http://www.inquisitr.com/57688/conan-rally/ or glittery-chested fictional vampire obsessives. Honest.
Bonus Gaffney:
Anodyne Swift is far too busy ranting privately about Gordon Brown losing his marbles over aid for Haiti when Britain's so bankrupt it's just not funny, and dreading next week's pointless Afghanistan-themed spectacular in the name of ego, to post anything substantive this week...probably. Update: Apparently, however, there'll be a "bumper entry" next Monday detailing Swift's methodology for the "Getting Things Done" study currently doing the rounds. Hmm...