Will they, buggery...
http://www.ucu.org.uk/index.cfm?articleid=4319 ____________________
Bonus item: Best, and unintentionally hilarious, line from last night's execrable Paradox (a sort of low-budget Casualty-meets-Early Edition...thing...set in and around Manchester, so it's hard to give a poo about anyone or anything in it):
"Apparently, the driver of the tanker had been up all the previous night talking to a woman on the Internet - it would appear he wasn't fit to drive."
Yeah. Who hasn't had conversations like that, eh?
No surprise:
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a189528/bbcs-paradox-drops-over-1-million.html