FSP goes so academics_anon that it's not even funny.

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Well, actually, it is slightly funny - in a soaked-in-vinegar-like-an-old-conker way:

http://science-professor.blogspot.com/2009/11/help-me-not-do-this.html

(Warning: Contains the most eye-wateringly pathetic Google rank-chasing episode you're likely to read about today, and may make you despair for U.S. academia. Again.)