For the best possible reason, however:
A photo gallery of vampire-hunting kits...
http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/art/vampire-hunting-kits-portable/ ...via
boingfeed.
Now do carry on. (I'll be throwing some old bits of tat in a box, and putting it on eBay for a ludicrously inflated price.)
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Bonus nonsense: The University of Florida prepares for a zombie attack...
http://www.columbusdispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2009/10/01/zombies.html Update (05-09-2009): Oh woe, the impermanence of humour...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091002/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_zombie_emergency_plan