One can only hope that this bloke...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090903/ttc-employee-infects-council-it-system-e1d36ba.html ...isn't thinking of applying for this job:
http://www.computingcareers.co.uk/job/342574/it-careers-london (Three days to go, there. Whoever's standing-in had better be good. Cheers to D2 for the link.)
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Bonus item: They say it's a "meat tenderizing ring" for a tiny steak...
...I say, are you effing kidding me, or do you just not know your East End gang culture very well?
http://worldfamousdesignjunkies.com/bits/meat-tenderization-ring/ (via Boing Boing).