Didn't I stake you through the heart back in 1902? Die, bitch, die!*

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From my Message Box over at a non-LiveJournal blogging account which has a completely blank profile - for a damned good reason:

"Hello ,
compliments of the day Nice to meet you, how is everything, hope all is well with you. My name is Madam Avelin Regato.
I found your contact after reading your profile I picked interest to contact you. I’ve something very important which I would love to share with you privately, therefore, would advise you to kindly write me back on: avelin14@yahoo.com.ph so that I’ll give you details. Waiting anxiously for your anticipated co-operation.
Yours,
Madam Avelin Regato
Email (avelin14@yahoo.com.ph)"

My apologies, Madam Regato. I've never been too keen on takin' advice...

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Bonus item: We put this one to the committee, and no objections whatsoever to the phenomenon were raised...

http://www.gizmodiva.com/other_stuff/young_girls_following_disturbing_social_trend_of_faux_lesbianism.php

(Link included because the comments are amusing, but here's the source article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1196636/Lipstick-lesbians-How-kiss-sparked-teenage-trend-disturb-parent.html)

*With apologies to Whitley Strieber.