Death by Twitter?

[sensaes]

http://www.inquisitr.com/26700/girl-electrocuted-to-death-trying-to-twitter-in-the-bath/

Bonus link as a lightener: Superb, if only because the real (unacknowledged) target is arguably the Pew Internet & American Life Project*...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/report_90_of_waking_hours_spent?utm_source=a-section

*http://www.pewinternet.org