Someone's already beaten you to the best punchline.

[sensaes]

E: So how did you decide which order to put the links in?
Me: I tossed a coin.
E: [Beat.] I bet it was a man who minted the coin.

http://www.internationalmensday.com

http://www.internationalwomensday.com

(Me? I think your species needs an enema. And a little less artificial subdivision.)