ok, why not?

[anti_free_state]

Jordan Hewitt Bentley's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chips Larry

Your fashion designer name is Jordan Berlin

Your socialite name is Jo-dash Worcester

Your fly girl / guy name is J Ben

Your detective name is Dog Waterford High School

Your barfly name is Beef Jerky Appletini

Your soap opera name is Hewitt Seebreeze

Your rock star name is Reeses Time

Your Star Wars name is Jorluc Benkat

Your punk rock band name is The What Jesus
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"beef jerky appletini" sounds kinda gross, maybe "beef jerky jack daniels" would taste a bit better