Nov 05, 2007 22:08
I was in a super foul mood last night and this afternoon, so I was definitely considering just not even watching Heroes.
And then I realize it was the only thing I look forward to on a regular basis.
That, and the fact that geeking out with Griff is also highly therapeutic and about the only true enjoyment I get in a week.
But Griff is not online and I am pissed.
So, here we are.
AND I'M NOT EVEN CUTTING IT.
YOU FUCKERS CAN JUST SCROLL DOWN.
O.M.G.
LAST FIVE MINUTES JUST MADE THE ENTIRE SEASON BETTER.
All the weird dumbness has been totally redeemed.
I mean, I knew something like this episode was coming, but HOLY SHIT.
First of all, I want to fucking kill Mohinder.
And West.
And Claire.
Because they are all being RETARDED.
Mr. Bennet is morally gray and a little crazy, but at least he's not trying to KILL THE WORLD.
HELLOOOOOOOOOO.
Although this conflict is becoming one-sided in a real hurry.
Which leads us to the main excitement of the episode.
ADAM MONROE.
DAVID ANDERS.
I AM GOING TO BURST A BLOOD VESSEL FROM THE EXCITEMENT!
I knew he wasn't dead.
No way, man.
Admittedly, though, his still being young was a surprise. But I suppose cell regeneration would prevent aging.
(Growth is different, which explains why he reached maturity and he and Claire didn't stay babies...ha...)
BUT OMG.
It's so COMPLETELY unexpected and yet it makes SO MUCH SENSE.
And he's going to be SO CRAZY.
...unfortunately, Peter is retarded and siding with him.
Against Hiro?
Hmmmm...
Speaking of Hiro - he's back in the present!
Yay for Ando!!!
Now, I knew that the Hiro-being-Takezo thing would happen.
Go check my older posts.
I AM REDEEMED. (Quite frankly, I wasn't expecting it quite like that, but whatever.)
Hiro is back with Ando, we have left feudal Japan (although that traipse makes SO much more sense now...) and Yaeko is gone forever.
Moving on...
YAY MATT!
YAAAAAAAAAAAY MATT!!!!!
That's pretty much all I have to say on that subject.
Niki is a real character again!
She is really involved and has real conflicts!!! Hooray!!!
That Nathan and Niki bit was kind of odd, though. Not gonna lie.
But whatever.
Bob.
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob.
What can I say?
You're kind of weird...but surprisingly not as much of a bastard as previously thought.
And of course, Peter.
Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
How are we going to stop you? (And how did you get lightening, hmmmm?)
Now, the future was the scariest shit I've seen in a long time, not gonna lie.
The bodies...*shiver*
And HOW THE HECK IS ANGELA PETRELLI STILL ALIVE SO FAR AHEAD? GAH!
Oh well. She's served her purpose I suppose.
Now tell me what her power is, BECAUSE SHE DOES HAVE ONE.
And finally - I AM GOING TO MURDER CLAIRE, WEST, AND MOHINDER.
Claire for being dumb and angsty teen and in love with
West for just being a dick...and thirty. "Am I moving too fast?" EWWWWW.
And finally - Mohinder.
Come ON.
I know Mr. Bennet's really crazy, but FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
THERE WON'T BE A PLOT IF YOU KILL HIM.
YOU DUMBASS.
...my brother was really confused when I shouted at him for being a stupid prat.
But honestly, I couldn't shout everything I really was thinking to the house with my brother and mother, could I?
Best part of the episode, honestly: NO MAYA/ALEJANDRO. NO MICAH/MONICA. MINIMAL CAITLIN. NO KRISTEN BELL. YESSSS.
The end.