Jul 02, 2007 22:53
Did you ever read those Choose Your Own Adventure books when you were younger?
Weren't they awesome?
Weren't they fun?
Weren't they badass?
(Badass wasn't part of my vocabulary back then, but I definitely remember them being like that.)
WELL,
there are some new ones I found.
I think some of them are rewritten from before, but anyway:
They are no good.
It takes five minutes to get through them, and they are SO LAME.
Like, NOTHING awesome can happen if you want to live.
I'm definitely disappointed...possibly disillusioned. Seems to me there should be more of these.
OMG. What would Choose Your Own Adventure fanfiction be like?