My inadequacy knows no bounds

[anti_cyclone]

I am despairing at the amount of stuff I need to get done before break is over. And also at the piles of papers and random crap that cover every available surface. The Professor is helping me sort some of it out, which makes me feel horribly guilty. But it's true that I am grateful for the help, and also for the cooking he's been doing

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[jope]

*snort* I initially read "buffer" as "butler".

[jope]

Well, when the police arrive, at least it will be obvious who did it.

[anti_cyclone]

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.

The Professor makes an excellent butler. I'm sure he'd be flattered.