Chatting with an imaginary bore
p3ps1can5371: Hey are you busy
Mr. Velocipede: Moderately so.
p3ps1can5371: so have you done anything exciting today?
Mr. Velocipede: Nope. All the excitement happened yesterday.
p3ps1can5371: have you tried the new coke with lime? it's pretty good
Mr. Velocipede: Ahh, so that's why you have such an obvious product placement in your screen name.
p3ps1can5371: im not that interesting, lol
Mr. Velocipede: How right you are!
p3ps1can5371: what do u think?
Mr. Velocipede: I try not to, mostly.
p3ps1can5371: lol
9:00 PM
p3ps1can5371: where did u go? lol
Mr. Velocipede: I'm photographing the sky, as is my custom. Are you getting bored?
p3ps1can5371: im nott hat interesting, lol
Mr. Velocipede: Wow, and you're pretty repetitive, too.
p3ps1can5371: have you seen hte new War of the Worlds? I thought it was really good
Mr. Velocipede: Tom Cruise is a crazy short dude who has never interested me.
p3ps1can5371: weird is cool
Mr. Velocipede: How would you know?
p3ps1can5371: i'll probably never know lol
p3ps1can5371: ;P
Mr. Velocipede: Damn straight.
p3ps1can5371: good
Mr. Velocipede: So do you have any more advertising to send me?
p3ps1can5371: im not that interesting, lol
Mr. Velocipede: Once, twice, three times a bore. You're not a very good bot, are you?
p3ps1can5371: mi not a bot, lol did u really think i was?
Mr. Velocipede: I was utterly convinced of it.
Mr. Velocipede: From the moment we met, I knew it was your destiny.
p3ps1can5371: uh huh... sure lol
9:05 PM
Mr. Velocipede: I'd really love it if you'd tell me you're not that interesting lol.
p3ps1can5371: you want me to tell you?
Mr. Velocipede: Yes, please.
p3ps1can5371: alrighty
Mr. Velocipede: Cool, four is an awesome number. Or can I get you to do it more times than that?
p3ps1can5371: it can't be me
Mr. Velocipede: Ah, my mistake.
p3ps1can5371: your weird lol
p3ps1can5371: u seem interesting, can we talk more?
p3ps1can5371: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now!
GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
Mr. Velocipede: Brilliant. You sure did have me fooled, all right.
I was disappointed that it didn't give me a chance to answer it when it said I seemed interesting. Ah well.
Mr. Velocipede: Moderately so.
p3ps1can5371: so have you done anything exciting today?
Mr. Velocipede: Nope. All the excitement happened yesterday.
p3ps1can5371: have you tried the new coke with lime? it's pretty good
Mr. Velocipede: Ahh, so that's why you have such an obvious product placement in your screen name.
p3ps1can5371: im not that interesting, lol
Mr. Velocipede: How right you are!
p3ps1can5371: what do u think?
Mr. Velocipede: I try not to, mostly.
p3ps1can5371: lol
9:00 PM
p3ps1can5371: where did u go? lol
Mr. Velocipede: I'm photographing the sky, as is my custom. Are you getting bored?
p3ps1can5371: im nott hat interesting, lol
Mr. Velocipede: Wow, and you're pretty repetitive, too.
p3ps1can5371: have you seen hte new War of the Worlds? I thought it was really good
Mr. Velocipede: Tom Cruise is a crazy short dude who has never interested me.
p3ps1can5371: weird is cool
Mr. Velocipede: How would you know?
p3ps1can5371: i'll probably never know lol
p3ps1can5371: ;P
Mr. Velocipede: Damn straight.
p3ps1can5371: good
Mr. Velocipede: So do you have any more advertising to send me?
p3ps1can5371: im not that interesting, lol
Mr. Velocipede: Once, twice, three times a bore. You're not a very good bot, are you?
p3ps1can5371: mi not a bot, lol did u really think i was?
Mr. Velocipede: I was utterly convinced of it.
Mr. Velocipede: From the moment we met, I knew it was your destiny.
p3ps1can5371: uh huh... sure lol
9:05 PM
Mr. Velocipede: I'd really love it if you'd tell me you're not that interesting lol.
p3ps1can5371: you want me to tell you?
Mr. Velocipede: Yes, please.
p3ps1can5371: alrighty
Mr. Velocipede: Cool, four is an awesome number. Or can I get you to do it more times than that?
p3ps1can5371: it can't be me
Mr. Velocipede: Ah, my mistake.
p3ps1can5371: your weird lol
p3ps1can5371: u seem interesting, can we talk more?
p3ps1can5371: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now!
GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
Mr. Velocipede: Brilliant. You sure did have me fooled, all right.
I was disappointed that it didn't give me a chance to answer it when it said I seemed interesting. Ah well.