Very funny. Oh, hah-hah-hah. I am beginning to think that this City has it out for me. I'm going to have to destroy these speakers.
[ Voice Post activating all on it's lonesome; music in background audible ]
Give it to me, baby..
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me baby,
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me baby!
Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
[ Sounds of Computer Abuse ]
Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis,
You know it's kind of hard just
to get along today,
our subject isn't cool
but he fakes it anyway
he may not have a clue and
he may not have style
but everything he lacks
well he makes up in denial!
[ Very nasty computer crunching sound, VP cut. ]
...Well, the microphone won't ever work again.
[ ooc: EDITED. guess what won't stop playing?
PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY. ..because he is. And he's also stuck in precisely that get-up. ]