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[anti_bereznoff]

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[treadingdawn]

How are dragons related to Valentine's Day?

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[anti_bereznoff]

It's a long story, but... hmmmm...

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[anti_bereznoff]

Daddy would love to tell you.

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[anti_bereznoff]

Sit down. Sit down, young man. You're not going anywhere.

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[treadingdawn]

I admit I know very little about Valentine's Day.

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[anti_bereznoff]

You've come to the right place. Daddy will tell you all about it.

If you're going to take notes, please do it on a pink notepad.

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[treadingdawn]

... Pink? One moment.

All right, I am ready.

LIAR!

[anti_bereznoff]

So. First there was love. Then, there were dinosaurs. Then, there were human beings. Except human beings really-really loved dinosaurs, so they made this singing purple dinosaur, and he lives on to this day, chanting about the value of peace, friendliness and family.

And then there was a prince - except he was lonely, so he had a princess. Except she was cold, so she got into a castle, and it was all stone, so it wasn't warm at all, um, so a dragon - which is a dinosaur that flieeeeeeeeees - came to coil around it and warm it up.

And then when people grow up, they tell tales of loooooove about princes rescuing princesses from dinosaurs, like the one where a sea dinosaurs takes over a City and the leading lady is all scared, except the dinosaur just wanted a hug, so it all ended up well.

So, you see, we hold Valentine's Day to celebrate dinosaurs.

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[treadingdawn]

Oh... a celebration of a love for dragons?

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[anti_bereznoff]

Well, if you love someone, you should give that person a dragon on Valentine's Day and ask them to be your date.

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[treadingdawn]

Where might I find a dragon in this place?

[anti_bereznoff]

Daddy doesn't know. Daddy's been looking for one for aaaaaaageeeeeees.

[treadingdawn]

... If I do find one, I will let you know.