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PREPARE YOURSELVES, MINIONS. YOUR KING HAS A MISSION SENT DOWN BY THE GODS OF TRUTH, LOVE AND BEAUTY! That is. Er. Everyone left and so Machi-Machi ended up a bit lonely, and, er. Well. There's a cat too, but we could. That is. Bessie wouldn't mind. Um.
...and no one else would mind either... right? Daddy can lock him in his room and feed him from pink treys and take him out for walks with the Justice Armadillo and bathe him and comb him all around, so he'd really be no trouble...
Ah - all this sad talk about home... and family... and... mmmm. That's not pleasant at all, is it? Being Tuesday, we should all be having tea instead.
You know, if I Daddy had to think it over, then the traditional answer is definitely the best one and not just because some very old person whose gender you can't really tell will hit you over the head with a tiny, sharp cane with a Hello Kitty handle, saying everything that's new is sent by the devil, or - or - BEREZNOFF!!!
Even so, I think you know what they say -
Home is where the heart is ♥
And with the right people, Home-away-from-Home is just as good. Thank you for being that kind of person, Citizens.